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Well, first of all, you’re using Internet Explorer.
Helping adults on the computer (via spoopy-jess)
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
― Jess C. Scott (via whispersinnthedarkk)
Conversation I had while at work today.
- Me: So what do you want to be for Halloween?
- Little Girl: I think I should be Thor.
- Her Mother: You know Thor's a boy right?
- Little Girl: Yeah and I'm a girl and I want to be Thor.
- Her Mother: Don't you want to be something pretty?
- Little Girl: Thor is pretty.
u would have gotten stuck in ur moms vag and died
pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
If a girl fucks the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter.
If a girl fucks 50 different dicks her vagina has stretched into a black hole.
Fuckboi logic knows no bounds.
Everybody wants to fuck at three in the morning. That is universal.
I’m more of a 2am kinda girl
I’m kind of a 24 hrs a day girl.
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them
thank god someone said it
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
OH MY GOD GUYS
I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT
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